Mission Briefing

A select unit of highly motivated operatives will deploy to Louisville, Kentucky, for a carefully coordinated weekend of elite bourbon reconnaissance in honor of Mike’s birthday.

Over the course of the mission, the team will participate in a series of elevated experiences, including private distillery access, VIP bottling opportunities, curated tastings, and a private chef dinner and bourbon pairing. The operation will also include a reserved dining and racing experience at Churchill Downs.

Elements of this itinerary include special access experiences not typically available to the public, secured through careful planning and strategic connections.

Objective: Bourbon

Secondary objective: Mike’s birthday

Casualties: TBD

Command Structure

Commanding Officer: Rob

Senior authority on leadership and discipline.

Reconnaissance Officer: Will

Responsible for situational awareness, keeping the unit on track, and identifying any adjustments required to maintain mission timing.

Logistics Officer: Greg

Responsible for maintaining the operational timeline and ensuring the unit stays on schedule.

Navigation Officer: Timmy

Responsible for route awareness and ensuring the unit stays on schedule in the event the Logistics Officer loses the flight plan.

Morale Officer: Louis

Responsible for maintaining group morale and ensuring the mission remains entertaining.

Medical Officer: Whoever brings the Tylenol.

Responsible for recovery operations.